Oh, Seinfeld

It just doesn't feel like Christmas. When you're young your parents make such a big deal out of the holidays and your birthdays. Once you're older than 12 they start to give up the charade (for holidays, anyway). What's the point of even putting up a charade in the first place? They make you think that Christmas is the greatest thing in the world and then they're like "Oh, sorry, we lied, it doesn't really matter too much and there's no such thing as Santa. Merry Christmas! :D" (or Hanuka, Kwanza, whatever you celebrate)

I say, Festivus for the rest of us!